Stormy Daniels, the porn star locked in a legal battle with Donald Trump over money paid to keep her quiet about her claim of having an affair with him in 2006, has published a tell-all with a graphic account purportedly describing Trump’s intimate anatomy.
The book, “Full Disclosure,” was obtained by The Guardian, which described its various scenes and information we’d rather not know.
Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, repeats claims made elsewhere by her and her lawyer Michael Avenatti while adding new color to the alleged affair, which Trump has denied.
Daniels rarely discusses Trump’s presidency, The Guardian says, but does recount details of her life including stories of childhood sexual abuse and neglect.
The most salacious statements in the book directly attack Trump’s manhood, describing it in detail as odd and like a character, Toad, from the Nintento game “Mario Kart.”
From “Full Disclosure”:
Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Twitter was shocked over the revelation:
Waiting for Trump to have a letter from 65 women saying his penis doesn’t look like the mushroom from Mario Kart.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 18, 2018
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 18, 2018
Saw Mario Kart trending thinking we are getting a new Mario Kart……Then I clicked and found out why it was trending……. pic.twitter.com/1vO1RVRngj
— Mario World Fun Zone (@MarioWorldFun) September 18, 2018
me finding out why Mario Kart is trending on twitter pic.twitter.com/XZyNCecSY7
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 18, 2018
Me 1 minute ago: lol this Mario Kart thing can’t be *that* bad whatever it is
Me after clicking: pic.twitter.com/Mt7wnC10So
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 18, 2018
Sees why Mario Kart is trending.
Runs directly into traffic.
— Kaili Joy Gray (@KailiJoy) September 18, 2018
"Donald Trump's penis is shaped like a mushroom from Mario kart"
*sets fire to phone*
*launches phone into fucking pluto*
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 18, 2018